I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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