just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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