do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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