Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I will be naked everywhere
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
