do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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