You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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