I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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