this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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