You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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