I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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