I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize