ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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