Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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