you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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