I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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