her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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