plz talk dirty to me
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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