Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
