so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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