He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
