So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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