I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize