It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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