the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I queefed so loud it echoed.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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