she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated