So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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