Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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