everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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