You're so nebulous sometimes
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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