Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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