the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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