like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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