he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Randomize
