hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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