Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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