some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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