aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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