i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
We got so high we made milksteak
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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