Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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