doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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