So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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