who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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