Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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