fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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