how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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