didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Randomize
