Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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