is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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