Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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