Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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