is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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