i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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