addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
