so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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