her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
they need to just BURY HIM!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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