1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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